As fate would have it, one of sports most recent abject failures stepped up to provide sports fans and the rest of the world with good news.
"Right place, right time mate," Adam Gase said. "Glad I could help."
After being fired during the middle of the 2019 season, Gase spent much of his time in awkward situations - mostly with perceived ghosts hiding around AFC East stadiums.
Gase, on what he called a "scouting trip" in Wyoming, was bitten by a rattle snake. The former Dolphins and Jets Head Coach walked a presumed 27 miles to a gas station while his leg swelled to seven times its regular size. Instead of asking for the staff to call 911, Gase asked for a Mountain Dew Code Red and to fill up a gas canister for him. Gase, after drinking both the gas and the soft drink, began doing jumping jacks. All of this is well documented, but long story short, once the police arrived and hooked Gase up to an IV and tested his blood, they realized that the rattle snake venom and Mountain Dew mixed was an effective cure for COVID-19.
The world was saved.
"I'm just glad the Jets hired me back," Gase said. "And I'll find that damn rattler some day."
Now, with the world back on track, NFL Training Camps are set to open on July 28th.
Look for a few more splash signings for the 3GML squads particularly.
San Francisco has been in talks with Everson Griffen while the Houston Texans are reportedly wanting Colin Kaepernick to join their team to backup Cam Newton.
We are all excited for football to be back for the 2020 season.
"I know I'm new here, but we're coming for the Lombardi Trophy," Jadeveon Clowney said. "Time to get back on the field."
