ORCHARD PARK – With the Miami Dolphins celebrating their unlikely championship, the New York Jets trading players like stocks, and the New England Patriots being, well...The Patriots, the Buffalo Bills have lacked in headline-grabbing storylines. Until Today.
Head Coach Rex Ryan called an impromptu press conference for a "big announcement."
"I wanted all you idiots in here to tell you one thing: The Buffalo Bills are going to win the Super Bowl next season," Ryan said. "This is not a joke thing. I saw all those Miami games and it was a joke. There's no way they even win the division if Aaron (Rodgers) stays healthy. It makes me sick that they got a championship."
Ryan went on to laud the front office's additions via free agency and trade. He was particularly impressed with the additions of safety Eric Reid and tight end Luke Willson.
"We added some quality starters and will continue to build through the draft," Ryan said. "I want to put our players on notice that it's a Super Bowl championship or bust for us. It worked for my Dad's guys (1985 Chicago Bears) when they declared it from day one and it will work for us too."
In a loaded AFC East, one thing is for certain: The Bills will be contenders in 2016 as well.
